Trap-fe!
A downloadable game of all time for Windows
DO NOT DONATE FOR THIS PROJECT!!!! THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PROJECT and was made as an inside joke, but everyone is welcome to try it!
The Game of All Time! Now with $5.99 Washing Machine DLC included!
Trap-fe is a riveting and super serious Vietnam War simulator that puts you right into the shoes of an unnamed protagonist as he fights for his life in the jungles.
Features
- Writing that puts Selebus and Stephen King to shame!
- 50+ hours of gameplay! More content unlocked after repeat playthroughs!
- 3 romanceable characters
who are definitely women! - Hyper-realistic 3D graphics! Makes you feel like you're really there!
- Detailed and hidden lore! Get heavily invested in the world of Trap-fe!
It's all canon! - No music!
- Deep, thought provoking humor!
- Explores the nature of conflict and why people go to war and the morals they follow!
Or maybe none of that is true
And I just wanted to take the absolute piss out of something :p This stupid game took 4 hours of my life to make that I will never get back.
Reviews
"10/10 maseterpiece look out f95zone. it is the peak of human endeavor. the zenith of human creativity. the ultimate expression of art in video game form" _Benbot07
"No event in humanity will ever top this absolute masterpiece. The dialogue was flawless. The clipping was outstanding. The comedy was golden. And the narration was on point." -Whateverguy (Hearts & Fangs dev)
"Kek gud game" -Ray Asher (Harem Impact dev)
"10/10 you created an absolute masterpiece now dedicate the next 10 years of your life by adding 5 million more words and a couple hundred scenes to the game" -WarfleWarfle
“0/10 not enough fornication with the local homeless population” -Tory
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Something tells me this might be a trap.
Literally the best game I've ever played about hot gay sex
My life has been changed and I have been enlightened
IGN review - Would play again
i ordered a coffee, clicked once, closed the game
This game changed my life drastically. Each part of its scrumptiously top notch content made me realize how much life is worth living for. Its graphics were immaculate, perfect to the most minimal pixel on screen! The poses of the characters were fresh and original, they made me feel so alive! The clipping models were simply poetic, a true expression and metaphor of the imperfection of the human being, and how that makes us, indeed, perfect. The hentai scenes were simply marvelously done, filling my devoided heart with excitement and curiosity about its enticing characters and the shenanigans they found themselves wrapped upon. The dialogue was, oh, so beautiful, each word narrated was like the sweetest of candies to my eyes, blessed to have witnessed such a fine work of art. The comedy was simply awesome, so diverse and well done that I'm writing this from my hospital bed after a lung surgery for laughing so hard! And the ending was simply beautiful, managing to bring tears to my eyes!
This is, truly, the masterpiece of a century- no, of a millenia! And I hope more fellow human beings can come around to experience such a wonderful, tasteful, marvelous game, for I'm sure, it's the catalizer of what will bring us back together, to live peacefully as one united community.